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POODLE
The train was crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat,... but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked,.... "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said, "You Americans are so rude,you can see my little "Fifi" is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.
He went back where the French woman was sitting and said,... "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant, ignorant and intolerant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Arrest this American!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, You Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road, And now, sir,.......
...you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window!"
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