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SAINT PETER
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything during your lifetime on earth of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over,ripped off his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off! Or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Couple of minutes ago."
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