Scribblings & Photos by Damian Oxborough @ finishmysong.com
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Ode to my American Visitor
When she came here I tried not to bore her.
Well, she did her best
To keep flashing her chest
And she wasn’t that bothered who saw her!
Being a shy, English bloke
(With my crisps and half-pint of Coke),
I didn’t like to stare
At her ample pair
But it didn’t put off other folk.
The attention was hers everywhere
And it was getting quite too much to bare
So I took her aside,
Said “Look, have some pride!”
But her kiss stole those words then and there.
Well, what was a guy meant to do?
Before she was flirting with you
But it was my lucky day
And I’ve got to say
I’d have shagged her that night in the loo!
But, sadly, it wasn’t to be.
She had a boyfriend back home, you see.
However, she sucked
And she said she’d have fucked
If she’d heard a more passionate plea!



